It is not as bad as you think

Tonight I am going to clear up a little mystery for all you men out there. I have heard from various male sources that girls must be incapable of flatulating and defecating. I must admit, guilty as proven, we are! Girls are far too sweet and lovable and pretty and cute to ever, ever partake in such offensive activity. An analytical reader might observe that girls do eat however, and something must be done with all that food. I know that men do not want to know any more at all about the process, but listen up! It is better than you think. Girls get rid of food in the same manner that computers delete files. I do not see any waste dropping out of my computer. Computers just spryly dump their crap in the trash can and merrily go on their way. At some point the can empties magically, and all the contents are whisked into Narnia or some other dang magical place. Girls' waste proceeds at the same rate and in the same manner. Isn't it great being a woman?