Apples To Apples
Apples To Apples: Entertaining fun for kids of all ages! Party Pack edition
This is the delightful game that I played tonight. It is basically a work of the devil. Everyone is dealt cards with nouns on them from "cleaning the bathroom" to "socks". The "judge" then draws a card with an adjective on it. Some common examples of these adjectives would be "sultry", "sexy", and "sensual". The premise of the game is to read other people's minds, namely the mind of"judge" and pick a noun that will win the ruling of aforesaid "judge". The chosen card is then given to the winner, and this adjective is supposed to describe that person's personality. Okay, so far, we have many abominations. We have mind-reading, relativism, three different s-words, cleaning out the toilet in your socks (Gross, who does that?!?), horoscopes and murder and cannibalism and stereotyping. All of these things combine to make one of the most dangerous games for the youth of our day and age! (Is it dayinage, dayanage, day in age? I don't know.) I reluctantly took part in this mind-weakening drivel in the name of research! In the end I found out my true personality: Callie Miller is Firey, Refreshing, Useless, and Senseless. I think that makes me a Powerade flavor. So in the end I leave this dilemma up to the confidently reasonable reader: Is Apples To Apples evil? or Is Callie a Powerade flavor who should not be commenting on the morality of Apples To Apples?
p.s. A troubling question: Does pizzeria rhyme with diarrhea?
posted by Calla Lilly * at 1/12/2006 11:55:00 PM
2 Comments:
callie, you are most certainly a powerade flavor, who ought not dare question the morality of that most blessed of intellect increasing games- apples to apples.
and tim's right. its does rhyme.
1/13/2006 12:38 PM
i still think that if they take all the people out of the game, it would be a lot more fun. sure they can be kinda funny, but they almost never get picked. its always the animals and the fruit.
1/13/2006 2:59 PM
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